Enhanced Interrogation

So the other night, I was dreaming about fishing. Then, I’d somehow taken Osama bin Laden prisoner. I had him stuffed into one of those cat carriers that you use to take animals to the vet. Then I was sitting on the box and broke wind into it for, like, a minute. It was quite a loud one and Bin Laden understandably went livid. He got one arm out of the cat box and was grabbing at me and screaming and everything. It’s the last time I break wind on the world’s most wanted terrorist, asleep or not.